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Two And A Half Men is American sitcom that follows the life of a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper; his uptight brother, Alan and Alan’s growing son, Jake. The series stars Jon Cryer as Alan Harper, Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper, Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt, Conchata Ferrell as Berta, Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper, and Marin Hinkle as Judith Melnick. In the previous seasons, 1-8, Charlie Sheen plays Charlie but was “killed” on the series and replaced by Ashton Kutcher’s character as Walden.Release Date: September 22, 2003 (US)
Genre: Sitcom
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Most recent episode: Two And A Half Men Season 12 Episode 16 – Of Course He’s Dead – Part Two
Two And A Half Men Episodes
Season 12
- Episode 1 - The Ol’ Mexican Spinach10/30/2014
- Episode 2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza11/6/2014
- Episode 3 - Glamping in a Yurt11/13/2014
- Episode 4 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight11/20/2014
- Episode 5 - Oontz Oontz Oontz11/27/2014
- Episode 6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl12/4/2014
- Episode 7 - Sex With an Animated Ed Asner12/11/2014
- Episode 8 - Clockwise in Back Hole until Tight12/18/2014
- Episode 9 - 1/8/2015
- Episode 10 - 1/15/2015
- Episode 11 - 1/22/2015
- Episode 12 - 1/29/2015
- Episode 13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers2/5/2015
- Episode 14 - Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun2/12/2015
- Episode 15 - Of Course He’s Dead2/19/2015
- Episode 16 - Of Course He’s Dead2/19/2015
Season 11
- Episode 1 - Nangnangnangnang9/26/2013
- Episode 2 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball10/3/2013
- Episode 3 - This Unblessed Biscuit10/10/2013
- Episode 4 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank10/17/2013
- Episode 5 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 200310/24/2013
- Episode 6 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants11/7/2013
- Episode 7 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie11/14/2013
- Episode 8 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room11/21/2013
- Episode 9 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer12/5/2013
- Episode 10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!12/12/2013
- Episode 11 - Tazed In The Lady Nuts1/2/2014
- Episode 12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.1/9/2014
- Episode 13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court1/30/2014
- Episode 14 - Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe2/6/2014
- Episode 15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin2/27/2014
- Episode 16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper3/6/2014
- Episode 17 - Welcome Home, Jake3/13/2014
- Episode 18 - West Side Story4/3/2014
- Episode 19 - Daddy’s Got a Healthy Flavor Stick4/10/2014
- Episode 20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia4/24/2014
- Episode 21 - 5/1/2014
- Episode 22 - 5/8/2014
Season 10
- Episode 1 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk9/27/2012
- Episode 2 - A Big Bag of Dog10/4/2012
- Episode 3 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt10/11/2012
- Episode 4 - You Know What The Lollipop Is For10/18/2012
- Episode 5 - The Island of Broken Toys10/25/2012
- Episode 6 - Ferrets, Attack!11/1/2012
- Episode 7 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard11/8/2012
- Episode 8 - Something My Gynecologist Said11/15/2012
- Episode 9 - I Scream When I Pee11/29/2012
- Episode 10 - One Nut Johnson12/6/2012
- Episode 11 - Give Santa A Tail-Hole12/13/2012
- Episode 12 - Welcome to Alancrest1/3/2013
- Episode 13 - Grab A Feather And Get In Line1/10/2013
- Episode 14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run!1/31/2013
- Episode 15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It2/7/2013
- Episode 16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby2/14/2013
- Episode 17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries2/21/2013
- Episode 18 - The 9:04 From Pemberton3/7/2013
- Episode 19 - Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon3/14/2013
- Episode 20 - Bazinga! That’s From A TV Show4/4/2013
- Episode 21 - Another Night With Neil Diamond4/25/2013
- Episode 22 - My Bodacious Vidalia5/2/2013
- Episode 23 - Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped5/9/2013
Season 9
- Episode 1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt9/19/2011
- Episode 2 - People Who Love Peepholes9/26/2011
- Episode 3 - Big Girls Don’t Throw Food10/3/2011
- Episode 4 - Nine Magic Fingers10/10/2011
- Episode 5 - A Giant Cat Holding Churro10/17/2011
- Episode 6 - The Squat and The Hover10/24/2011
- Episode 7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets10/31/2011
- Episode 8 - Thank You For The Intercourse11/7/2011
- Episode 9 - Frodo’s Headshots11/14/2011
- Episode 10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes11/21/2011
- Episode 11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip12/5/2011
- Episode 12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!12/12/2011
- Episode 13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion1/2/2012
- Episode 14 - A Possum on Chemo1/16/2012
- Episode 15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack2/6/2012
- Episode 16 - Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy2/13/2012
- Episode 17 - Not In My Mouth2/20/2012
- Episode 18 - The War Against Gingivitis2/27/2012
- Episode 19 - Palmdale, Ech3/19/2012
- Episode 20 - Grandma’s Pie4/9/2012
- Episode 21 - Mr. Hose Says ‘Yes’4/16/2012
- Episode 22 - Why We Gave Up Women4/30/2012
- Episode 23 - The Straw In My Donut Hole5/7/2012
- Episode 24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!5/14/2012
Season 8
- Episode 1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud9/20/2010
- Episode 2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer9/27/2010
- Episode 3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus10/4/2010
- Episode 4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers10/11/2010
- Episode 5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel10/18/2010
- Episode 6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger10/25/2010
- Episode 7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette11/1/2010
- Episode 8 - Springtime on a Stick11/8/2010
- Episode 9 - A Good Time in Central Africa11/15/2010
- Episode 10 - Ow, Ow, Don’t Stop11/22/2010
- Episode 11 - Dead from the Waist Down
- Episode 12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy’s Dead12/13/2010
- Episode 13 - Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup1/3/2011
- Episode 14 - Lookin’ for Japanese Subs1/17/2011
- Episode 15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak2/7/2011
- Episode 16 - That Darn Priest2/14/2011
Season 7
- Episode 1 - 818-jklpuzo9/21/2009
- Episode 2 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation9/28/2009
- Episode 3 - Mmm, fish. Yum.10/5/2009
- Episode 4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator10/12/2009
- Episode 5 - For the Sake of the Child10/19/2009
- Episode 6 - Give Me Your Thumb11/2/2009
- Episode 7 - Untainted by Filth11/9/2009
- Episode 8 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.11/16/2009
- Episode 9 - Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair11/23/2009
- Episode 10 - That’s Why They Call It Ball Room12/7/2009
- Episode 11 - Warning, It’s Dirty12/14/2009
- Episode 12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste1/11/2010
- Episode 13 - Yay, No Polyps!1/18/2010
- Episode 14 - Crude and Uncalled For2/1/2010
- Episode 15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche2/8/2010
- Episode 16 - Tinkle Like a Princess3/1/2010
- Episode 17 - I Found Your Moustache3/8/2010
- Episode 18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day3/22/2010
- Episode 19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave4/12/2010
- Episode 20 - I Called Him Magoo5/10/2010
- Episode 21 - Gumby with a Pokey5/17/2010
- Episode 22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well5/24/2010
Season 6
- Episode 1 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child9/22/2008
- Episode 2 - Pie Hole, Herb9/29/2008
- Episode 3 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict10/6/2008
- Episode 4 - The Flavin’ and the Mavin10/13/2008
- Episode 5 - A Jock Strap in Hell10/20/2008
- Episode 6 - It’s Always Nazi Week11/3/2008
- Episode 7 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy11/10/2008
- Episode 8 - Pinocchio’s Mouth11/17/2008
- Episode 9 - The Mooch at the Boo11/24/2008
- Episode 10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited12/8/2008
- Episode 11 - The Devil’s Lube12/15/2008
- Episode 12 - Thank God for Scoliosis1/12/2009
- Episode 13 - I Think You Offended Don1/19/2009
- Episode 14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie2/2/2009
- Episode 15 - I’d Like to Start with the Cat2/9/2009
- Episode 16 - She’ll Still Be Dead at Halftime3/2/2009
- Episode 17 - The ‘Ocu’ or the ‘Pado’?3/9/2009
- Episode 18 - My Son’s Enormous Head3/16/2009
- Episode 19 - The Two Finger Rule3/30/2009
- Episode 20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau4/13/2009
- Episode 21 - Above Exalted Cyclops4/27/2009
- Episode 22 - Sir Lancelot’s Litter Box5/4/2009
- Episode 23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth5/11/2009
- Episode 24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids5/18/2009
Season 5
- Episode 1 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom9/24/2007
- Episode 2 - Media Room Slash Dungeon10/1/2007
- Episode 3 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo10/8/2007
- Episode 4 - City of Great Racks10/15/2007
- Episode 5 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat10/22/2007
- Episode 6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail10/29/2007
- Episode 7 - Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room11/5/2007
- Episode 8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?11/12/2007
- Episode 9 - Tight’s Goo11/19/2007
- Episode 10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia11/26/2007
- Episode 11 - Meander to Your Dander3/17/2008
- Episode 12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh3/24/2008
- Episode 13 - The Soil is Moist3/31/2008
- Episode 14 - Winky-Dink Time4/14/2008
- Episode 15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction4/21/2008
- Episode 16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I’m Pretty4/28/2008
- Episode 17 - Fish in a Drawer5/5/2008
- Episode 18 - If My Hole Could Talk5/12/2008
- Episode 19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper5/19/2008
Season 4
- Episode 1 - Working for Caligula9/18/2006
- Episode 2 - Who’s Vod Kanockers?9/25/2006
- Episode 3 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress10/2/2006
- Episode 4 - A Pot Smoking Monkey10/9/2006
- Episode 5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility10/16/2006
- Episode 6 - Apologies for the Frivolity10/23/2006
- Episode 7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head11/6/2006
- Episode 8 - Release the Dogs11/13/2006
- Episode 9 - Corey’s Been Dead for an Hour11/20/2006
- Episode 10 - Kissing Abe Lincoln11/27/2006
- Episode 11 - Walnuts and Demerol12/11/2006
- Episode 12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana1/8/2007
- Episode 13 - Don’t Worry, Speed Racer1/22/2007
- Episode 14 - That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami2/5/2007
- Episode 15 - My Damn Stalker2/12/2007
- Episode 16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too2/19/2007
- Episode 17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie2/26/2007
- Episode 18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville3/19/2007
- Episode 19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll4/9/2007
- Episode 20 - Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee a Lot4/16/2007
- Episode 21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous4/23/2007
- Episode 22 - Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag4/30/2007
- Episode 23 - Anteaters. They’re Just Crazy-Lookin5/7/2007
- Episode 24 - Prostitutes and Gelato5/14/2007
Season 3
- Episode Episode - Hi, Mr. Horned One10/24/2005
- Episode 1 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts9/19/2005
- Episode 2 - Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover9/26/2005
- Episode 3 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark10/3/2005
- Episode 4 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs10/10/2005
- Episode 5 - We Called it Mr. Pinky10/17/2005
- Episode 6 - Hi, Mr. Horned One10/24/2005
- Episode 7 - Sleep Tight, Puddin’ Pop11/7/2005
- Episode 8 - That Voodoo That I Do Do11/14/2005
- Episode 9 - Madame and Her Special Friend11/21/2005
- Episode 10 - Something Salted and Twisted11/28/2005
- Episode 11 - Santa’s Village of the Damned12/19/2005
- Episode 12 - That Special Tug1/9/2006
- Episode 13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium1/23/2006
- Episode 14 - Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded2/6/2006
- Episode 15 - My Tongue is Meat2/27/2006
- Episode 16 - Ergo, the Booty Call3/6/2006
- Episode 17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser3/13/2006
- Episode 18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler3/20/2006
- Episode 19 - Golly Moses, She’s a Muffin4/10/2006
- Episode 20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro4/24/2006
- Episode 21 - And the Plot Moistens5/1/2006
- Episode 22 - Just Once with Aunt Sophie5/8/2006
- Episode 23 - Arguments for the Quickie5/15/2006
- Episode 24 - That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite5/22/2006
Season 2
- Episode 1 - Back Off, Mary Poppins9/20/2004
- Episode 2 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls9/27/2004
- Episode 3 - A Bag Full of Jawea10/4/2004
- Episode 4 - Go Get Mommy’s Bra10/11/2004
- Episode 5 - Bad News from the Clinic?10/18/2004
- Episode 6 - The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance10/25/2004
- Episode 7 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana11/8/2004
- Episode 8 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers11/15/2004
- Episode 9 - Yes, Monsignor11/22/2004
- Episode 10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater11/29/2004
- Episode 11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos12/13/2004
- Episode 12 - A Lungful of Alan1/3/2005
- Episode 13 - Zejdz Z Moich Wlos1/17/2005
- Episode 14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut1/31/2005
- Episode 15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand2/7/2005
- Episode 16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?2/14/2005
- Episode 17 - Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!2/21/2005
- Episode 18 - It Was ‘Mame,’ Mom3/7/2005
- Episode 19 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise3/21/2005
- Episode 20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey4/18/2005
- Episode 21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On5/2/2005
- Episode 22 - That Old Hose Bag is My Mother5/9/2005
- Episode 23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab5/16/2005
- Episode 24 - Does This Smell Funny to You?5/23/2005
Season 1
- Episode 1 - Pilot9/22/2003
- Episode 2 - Big Flappy Bastards9/29/2003
- Episode 3 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell10/6/2003
- Episode 4 - If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song, I’m Going to Take a Nap10/13/2003
- Episode 5 - The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump10/20/2003
- Episode 6 - Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?10/27/2003
- Episode 7 - If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake11/3/2003
- Episode 8 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful11/10/2003
- Episode 9 - Phase One, Complete11/17/2003
- Episode 10 - Merry Thanksgiving11/24/2003
- Episode 11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor12/15/2003
- Episode 12 - Camel Filters and Pheromones1/5/2004
- Episode 13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan1/12/2004
- Episode 14 - I Can’t Afford Hyenas2/2/2004
- Episode 15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick2/9/2004
- Episode 16 - That Was Saliva, Alan2/16/2004
- Episode 17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats2/23/2004
- Episode 18 - An Old Flame with a New Wick3/1/2004
- Episode 19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don’t Remember You3/22/2004
- Episode 20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark4/19/2004
- Episode 21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing5/3/2004
- Episode 22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet5/10/2004
- Episode 23 - Just Like Buffalo5/17/2004
- Episode 24 - Can You Feel My Finger?5/24/2004